GDPR. What does it all MEAN? In the flurry of consent e-mails, the anxious articles and the self-assured snake oil sales pitches, how will this GDPR thing actually play out?

We’ve had thought-leader pieces, interviews, opinion and endless editorial about the pros, the cons, the opportunities, the fallacies, the myths and the moonshine. Nobody however, has run through what a typical day could look like after May 25 2018.

Don’t worry. As always, DIGIT has got your back. We bring you a cautionary tale of the day in the life of a data controller, once GDPR is enforceable.

No, no, please don’t thank us. This is our JOB…

General Data Protection Regulation?

Gloriously, Deliciously Popular Regimen

(Government’s Don’t Plan Riots)

Go Determinedly Plan Re-consent

General Digital Population Resigned

Get ‘Data Permission Removed’

God Damn Public Reprobates!

Google “Doctor, Prozac Required”

Greedily Down Pills, Rum…

…Gin, Daiquiri, Pimms, Redbull…

Gone! Desperately Pillage Refrigerator

Got Director’s Private Reserve!

Garrulous Delight! Public Relations

Guy Doesn’t Perceptively Realise

Good Dry Prosecco’s RATIONED!

Gah! Definitely Pissed. RAGING!

GDPR Disagreement Provokes Duel

Gouge! Destroy! Paste! Roundhouse!

Gash! Doesn’t Prevent Revenge

Gone! Defeated Pathetic Rival

Grim Directors Prepare Report

Grievance Details: Proclamation Read

Get Dismissed, Publicly Rebuked

Go Despondently, Penitently Resign

Get Dead-end Position Repairing

Garbage Disposal Parts. Rah!

We’re not saying this will be everyone’s experience, but you can’t say you weren’t warned…

Now Go. Do. Ponder. Reflect.

Love,

– Team DIGIT