The world’s most valuable company has sent out the invitations, booked a great big room and is planning to tell the world… something on September 12th.

The whole world and it’s Mum more or less KNOWS that this will be the announcement of the iPhone 8. But because ‘Apple’ we’ve all got to pretend it might be something else. Tim could be announcing the return of different ports to Apple devices, or Sir Jonny Ive could reveal that gradients are back and that brushed aluminium is over and everything should now be knitted…

Or it could be the iPhone 8. The sleek, shiny, sexy, edge-to-edge screen iPhone 8. Which may cost you up to a grand before you have to buy the dongles and adaptors which will allow you to a) listen to your old headphones or b) charge it and listen to music at the same time.

WE JUST DON’T KNOW.

I’m afraid even we, DIGIT.FYI, your tech experts, industry analysts and general digital know-it-alls really don’t know what Apple could possibly be announcing in a few short days (it’s the new iPhone 8).

We’re sorry. If we knew, we’d tell you. You, as a DIGIT reader, would be the first to know. As it is, we simply have no idea.

We’re really excited about the new iPhone however. Except the one in rose gold. Like, ewww.